My head is a-spin tonight. So let me mortify my college advanced comp professor, who stressed "rewrite" and screamed "focus," every MWF at 8 in the a.m. (Yes, we hated her for all of the above). I will balls-to-the-wall, no-edit free-write:
• When a bar of soap gets so small it breaks in the shower, do you throw it away and get a new bar? Or do you use the slivers because you feel guilty for wasting soap when babies in China are, I don't know, having to wear formula on their faces for want of lather?
• Do Oprah and her "friend" Gayle have a lesbian relationship or are folks too quick to fixate on overt sexuality when it comes to black people?
• Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show? Wait, now I'm plagiarizing a country song.
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