Friday, November 13, 2009

Insufferable Apples


A pissed-off Windows prisoner says shut the hell up to the Mac monks (hit post title).

Of which I am one. A Macintosh holier-than-thou, I mean.

Excerpt:
I know Windows is awful. Everyone knows Windows is awful. Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's grim, it's slow, everything's badly designed and nothing works properly: using Windows is like living in a communist bloc nation circa 1981. And I wouldn't change it for the world, because I'm an abject bloody idiot and I hate myself, and this is what I deserve: to be sentenced to Windows for life.

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