Thursday, March 11, 2010

Crazy town


The Daily Beast ranks the 57th largest American metros by craziness (hat tip to JCatt for pointing me to this story).

Topping the list: Cincinnati, a conservative city on the Ohio. I'd guess the insanity is due partly to radiation from nearby Fernald, a former Superfund site we used during the Cold War to out-crazy the Commies.

No. 2 is San Francisco, 'cause we know how insane the liberal gayzzzz are.

Milwaukee gets No. 4, since all those Catholics and assorted godless Yankees do is drink. 

New Orleans was the only Southern city to break into the top 10.

Sad that. I KNOW for a fact that the banana breads in Memphis (No. 15) are nuttier than those in No. 8 Tucson.


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