From The Onion, the Lord's gift to satire:
"It was then, witnesses claim, that there was a tearing of the heavens, and the skies receded as does a scroll when it is rolled up, and anecdotes about everyday middle-class Alaskan families were enunciated in down-to-earth tones.
'That's right, partner,' Palin said, as every mountain and island moved from its place, and flames overtook the lakes and the rivers and the seas.
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