The movie "The Runaways," to be released in the spring, will chronicle Joan Jett's first band. Kristen Stewart will play Jett. (Click the post title to see the trailer.)
The intertwines are abuzz that Stewart sports a mullet in the movie.
I am from the Southeast. I have shopped in more Wal-Marts than most people will ever pass on the interstate. I have been to a professional wrestling match--in person. I have seen (and sported) many a mullet in its natural habitat. Stewart's "mullet" (see accompanying pic) is a '70s shag.
See how her ears are covered? How the back is not radically longer than the front?
Not. A. Mullet.
To paraphrase my brother, "No, Tammy. I know what a mullet looks like."
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