An outlier I am in this town of granola-crunching, bike-riding, mountain-climbing, Subaru-driving (Oh, wait. That includes me), anyway, this city of fitness freaks.
This mid-sized city, the second largest in Colorado, couldn't even keep a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop in business. One was open for a couple years here but folded for lack of business.
Harumph. I am from the wide, wide South. Folks there take pride in their fat-assedness.
As an unrepentant sugar whore, I mourn for the Queen of Doughnuts.
Here's what an online reviewer said about items he got at a Krispy Kreme in Denver:
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts are sickeningly sweet.
No shit, sherlock. That would be the point. I bet they had to shoot your bony ass full of insulin after your KK encounter.
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