Forgive me, but I'm in the archives of shitmydadsays today. I discovered there that the dad prefers Maker's Mark bourbon, so I am hooked now for sure.
Check out this one:
"Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year: if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
And this one:
"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don’t waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."
And this one:
"Who in the fuck is Tila Tequila? Is she a stripper?…That’s her? Yeah, that’s a stripper, son, I don’t give a shit what you say."
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