'Please fire me'

It's rough on a working gal out there.

This website documents the atrocities. Remember, you don't get unemployment benefits if you quit. But if they downsize your ass. . . 

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Please fire me. My boss is in the lobby watching “Days of Our Lives” while I do her work for her.

Please fire me. My boss just wrote this: “Are we on-schedule to have a complete-and-thorough recommendation plan in-place to hand-off to … by the end of February as we discussed and agreed-upon?” Six hyphens all grammatically incorrect. And this is just the beginning.

Please fire me. I have to sit in meetings where people value the sound of their own voices more than my ever-shortening life.